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Portal Brawlers is a side-scrolling Beat'em'Up in the tradition of Golden Axe and Streets of Rage, set in a beautiful fantasy world and embracing the tropes of classic fantasy storytelling.
Choose from Thunk the Barbarian, Omar the Dwarf, or Umi the Corsair and battle your way through 9+ levels of Arcade-style Beat'Em'Up Gameplay!
Combining classic brawler design with RPG-Lite Elements like Potions, Equipment, and Magic and with a variety of weapons to wield, the players must travel across the land to discover who is behind the mysterious portals that are spreading foul, crystalline corruption - and punch 'em!
Check Out our Itch.io Page to Play the Demo!
Welcome to The Tales of Thunk!
An Epic Sword and Sorcery world with humorous elements and heroic twists riven by ancient magics and power-hungry warlords.
With corrupted monstrosities, forgotten relics, and civilization clinging on under the reign of God-Kings and Pirate Archons, what will you do to save the world when the enemy behind the Portals’ appearance reveals himself…
If you want to earn more, try out our OSR ttRPG adventure on itch.io: The Lost Dwarven Tomb
Our Studio
We’re Crystal Spider Games, a group of friends who love Classic and Old-School Games. We found each other through a desire to make the most fun experiences for you to play with us!
We make everything from video games to ttRPGs, always sticking to our shared creative vision of combining old-school gaming with new tech.
FAQs
We may not answer all your questions here, so feel free to get in touch with us on social media or at our email: inquiry@crystalspidergames.com
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Thunk & Omar, best buds and heroic goofs, take on enemies in a Sidescrolling Beat ‘em Up Brawler!
A world of high adventure and dangerous enemies surrounds them, so they fight their way to the next pint of ale.
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He is a large barbarian who is short on words and “smarts”, but big on loyalty.
The winged helm upon his head makes him easy spot by his friends in battle.
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He’s a dwarven warrior always ready for a fight and a mug of fine ale, “or perchance a cask.”
With no patience for planning, he’s hotheaded but lucky beyond comprehension.
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We’re working on it!
Next up is a female corsair named Umi, who joins the party after losing her ship and mates to the sea. A fast striking roguish character, she provides yet another style of gameplay.
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Born from a play-by-post ttRPG adventure and a series of comics, Thunkgaria is inspired by the humorous side of classic Sword & Sorcery fantasy.
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We are hoping to release Portal Brawlers by the end of 2024!
But some of that will depend on your interest and support.
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Lots of places! We are a fully remote team, so we come from countries all over the world.
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“Well, the one writing this believes Elves to be the sup— ahhhh!”
Thunk,
”Dwarves are better, ye dork.”